My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
BOB HOPEI led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I feel, first of all, very privileged that these people think enough of me that they made me commissioner. And it’s almost like, as Yogi Berra said, ‘deja vu all over again.’
BOBBY HULLBobby Hull
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.
BOB HOPEJack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
BOB HOPEIn England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Bo Sanchez
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We continue to negotiate and hope that this will quickly be resolved.
BOB DUPUYBob DuPuy
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
BOB HOPEI was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
BOB HOPEArnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
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