Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
KIN HUBBARDA friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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