Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
KIN HUBBARD
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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