One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARDNo matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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