Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
KIN HUBBARDNo matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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