Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
KIN HUBBARDNo matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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