Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
KIN HUBBARDNothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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