Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDEverything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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