There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
KIN HUBBARDEverything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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