The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDSome people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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