Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDSome people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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