The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARDSome people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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