Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
KIN HUBBARDLaugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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