One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARDLaugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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