The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
KIN HUBBARDLaugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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