Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
KIN HUBBARDLaugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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