Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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