The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
KIN HUBBARD







