Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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