Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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