Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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