The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARD“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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