The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
KIN HUBBARD“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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