“I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.”

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.

The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.

Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.

Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.

Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

I grew up in an non-athletic family, where my parents were interested in music, in literature, in education and art.

People don’t realize that I’m mobile, athletic and strong-armed.

You have to transfer your success on the track to your education, because you don’t want to waste what you did athletically once your athletic career is over.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

There is no gaming table in the world where loaded dice are tolerated, no athletic field where men must not start fair.

I’m an athletic actor. I’m known for my action; I’m a guy who does my own stunts on screen.

In athletics, the idea of possibility is presumed. It’s not ‘if;’ it’s ‘how.’

In general I like a guy who is athletic, somebody who can teach me something.