The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDTher’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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