There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
KIN HUBBARDTher’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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