If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
KIN HUBBARDSome fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
-
-
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARD -
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARD -
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
KIN HUBBARD -
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
KIN HUBBARD -
It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
KIN HUBBARD -
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARD -
Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARD -
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
KIN HUBBARD -
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
KIN HUBBARD -
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARD -
Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
KIN HUBBARD -
Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
KIN HUBBARD -
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
KIN HUBBARD -
An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARD -
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
KIN HUBBARD