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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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