There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDSome fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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