Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
KIN HUBBARDSome fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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