Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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