Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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