Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
KIN HUBBARDWashing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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