Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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