Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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