Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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