Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
KIN HUBBARDMy idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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