Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDMy idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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