Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARDBoys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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