A loafer always has the correct time.
KIN HUBBARDBoys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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