If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
KIN HUBBARDSome people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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