“Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.”

I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.

The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.

Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.

We will never control this rising epidemic without greater accountability from the food industry.

There is no liberation to compare with freeing oneself from the illusions and delusions of the age in which one lives.

Stupas protect beings from 5 major disasters: war, epidemic diseases, famine, pollution, n poverty.

Dishonoring what we feel is an epidemic that has us self-medicating as a culture and trying to numb ourselves.

It’s useful to compare our preparations for epidemics with our preparations for war.

Violence against women is an epidemic that must be stopped.

Masses are always breeding grounds of psychic epidemics.