Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
KIN HUBBARDEvery father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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