Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
KIN HUBBARDEvery father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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