There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
KIN HUBBARDThe reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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