George Burns on cigar
George Burns38 quotes“I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.”
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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George BurnsGeorge Burns I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
George BurnsGeorge Burns You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
George BurnsGeorge Burns Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George BurnsGeorge Burns At my age flowers scare me.
George BurnsGeorge Burns If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
George BurnsGeorge Burns First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
George BurnsGeorge Burns I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
George BurnsGeorge Burns I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George BurnsGeorge Burns You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
George BurnsGeorge Burns Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George BurnsGeorge Burns Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George BurnsGeorge Burns How can I die? I’m booked.
George BurnsGeorge Burns Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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More on cigar
I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.
Barney FrankBarney Frank Late hours, nocturnal cigars, and midnight drinkings, pleasurable though they may be, consume too quickly the free-flowing lamps of youth, and are fatal at once to the husbanded candle-ends of age.
Anthony TrollopeAnthony Trollope Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George BurnsGeorge Burns I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
Ron WhiteRon White A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
Ron WhiteRon White I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited.
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein I always smoked cigars. I’ve smoked cigars with everybody in show business.
Al HirtAl Hirt I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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