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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

George Burns

Be quick to learn and wise to know.
GEORGE BURNS

Be Know Learn Quick Wise
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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One Spent Sunday Town Year
If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
GEORGE BURNS

And Bad Enough Good IT Pay Script
I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Afford Die Lose Money Much Too
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Age Fidteenm Cigar Hold Smoke Something
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Act Fake God Honesty Inside
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Ask Avoid Important Longevity Most Say Single Tension
You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honest That Trouble
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Came Down Everything Goes Time Up When
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Down Finally First Forget Name Net Pull Zipper
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
GEORGE BURNS

All Bad Country Cut Hair Know People Run Taxicab Too
I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
GEORGE BURNS

Age Cigar Holder Just Now Put Thrill
Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Here Nice
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Begining Close End Good Have Possible Secret Together

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