Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
GEORGE BURNSEverything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
More George Burns Quotes
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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