You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
GEORGE BURNSEverything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
More George Burns Quotes
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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