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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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