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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Rodney Dangerfield

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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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Another Came Cement Felt Hand Neighborhood Real Some Tough
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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Each Other Every Goe never Night Nothing Psychiatrist Right Seen Sex Wife
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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Interrupt Spoken Wife Year
A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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Another Come Day Girl Home Nobody Over Phone
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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Brown Sie Told Uncle Wear Wish Yellow
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Fat Found Look One Only Out People Way
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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Dog Family Found Look Three Tree
I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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Cigarette General Met Offer Surgeon
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Broke Game Hockey Night Other Out Went
My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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Ben Big Clock Country Cousin Find Gay
My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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Afraid Dark Light Me Naked Saw Wife

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