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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Rodney Dangerfield

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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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