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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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