Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
FRAN LEBOWITZAndy Warhol made fame more famous.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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