Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
FRAN LEBOWITZAndy Warhol made fame more famous.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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