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Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.
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Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
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When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, ‘You’re doing a Jewish act.’
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An old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.
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One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, ‘It’s a little cloudy.’ I took the tube from her and said, ‘Let me run it through again,’ and drank it. The nurse fainted.
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator…
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It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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