I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
ALAN KINGThere’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
More Alan King Quotes
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But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
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The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
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We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
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You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
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One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
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And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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I was a high school throw-out.
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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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