My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
ALAN KINGComedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
More Alan King Quotes
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I didn’t know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
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I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
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You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
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There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
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As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?
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We set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house.
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I made it, Ma – Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice.
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Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.
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