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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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