It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
ADAM CAROLLAI know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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