The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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