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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.

Adam Carolla

Don’t do your best, do my best.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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