My first car was a motorcycle.
ADAM CAROLLAThe shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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