As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
ADAM CAROLLAPeople look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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