We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
ADAM CAROLLAAll TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
ADAM CAROLLAThe reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
ADAM CAROLLAAll’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
ADAM CAROLLAThe Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
ADAM CAROLLAI spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
ADAM CAROLLAI liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m a comedian, not a politician.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
ADAM CAROLLAIn my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAWhoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
ADAM CAROLLA