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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

Adam Carolla

It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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Admit Bringing Courage God Keep People Suppress
When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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