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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I get depressed at airports.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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