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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I get depressed at airports.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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