He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
ADAM CAROLLAHe doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
ADAM CAROLLAThe shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
ADAM CAROLLAThe Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
ADAM CAROLLAThat’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
ADAM CAROLLAI attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
ADAM CAROLLAThere is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
ADAM CAROLLAWearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
ADAM CAROLLAI used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
ADAM CAROLLAThe very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
ADAM CAROLLAI’d never hurt another person.
ADAM CAROLLAI saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
ADAM CAROLLAThe believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
ADAM CAROLLA