He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
ADAM CAROLLAI am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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