I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
ADAM CAROLLAMy first car was a motorcycle.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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