He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
ADAM CAROLLAIt’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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