Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAI have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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