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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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