In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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