. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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