Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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