When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
ADAM CAROLLAI spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
ADAM CAROLLAI give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
ADAM CAROLLAI want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
ADAM CAROLLAMmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
ADAM CAROLLAIt should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
ADAM CAROLLAThere are certain things women are better at than men.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
ADAM CAROLLAMaybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
ADAM CAROLLAI liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
ADAM CAROLLAThey advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
ADAM CAROLLAI’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
ADAM CAROLLAIt’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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