If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
ADAM CAROLLAThe Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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