The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
ADAM CAROLLAThe Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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