There are certain things women are better at than men.
ADAM CAROLLAIt should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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