It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
ADAM CAROLLA
The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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