Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
ADAM CAROLLA. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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