Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
ANDY ROONEYMost of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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