I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
ANDY ROONEYMost of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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