Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
ANDY ROONEYMost of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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