One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
ANDY ROONEYSmall daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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