When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
ANDY ROONEYDo I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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