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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.

Andy Rooney

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
ANDY ROONEY

End Live People Remember Teacher
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
ANDY ROONEY

Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait

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