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Bill Maher

In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity
When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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Office People Silence Talk
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Injustice Tolerance Yourself
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion
Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Check Funny People Support
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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Animal Dog Home Love Myself Reason World
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Admire Critical Faith Purpose Suspense Thinking
Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Cash Crime Discussion Legal War
The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Friendship Ideas Lover Man Treat Woman Yourself
I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Myself Political Sensitive Truth
I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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Death Move Myself Suicide Traffic
The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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Act Myself Pretend Sexuality Understand
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious

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