No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
ANDY ROONEYThe two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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